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Post by Sunny on Feb 18, 2009 18:17:10 GMT -5
*still a voice in the shadows* "I didn't lie to you. Jeb DID eat you."
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Post by rebelsoul on Feb 18, 2009 18:33:40 GMT -5
"but i still have my fingers.. you said he burnt them and stuffed the eggs with the bits that fell off.. "
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Post by Sunny on Feb 18, 2009 18:44:52 GMT -5
"Yes, but you grew back, silly."
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Post by rebelsoul on Feb 18, 2009 18:51:40 GMT -5
"oh yeah!!! yay for me!!! i forgot i could do that!!" *gets gun from under ians pillow* "wanna go see what jeb is doing?"
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Post by Sunny on Feb 18, 2009 18:52:59 GMT -5
"NO!!! THERE WILL BE NO KILLING OF JEB!!! Oh, wait. If he dies... the caves belong to ME!!! LET'S GO!!! And it is troublesome how many weapons are in Ian's room."
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Post by rebelsoul on Feb 18, 2009 18:56:33 GMT -5
"oh.. umm.. well.. i guess we dont have to kill jeb. im sure theres a perfectly good reason why he ate me. and why arent you in the shadows anymore?? GET BACK IN THE SHADOWS!!!"
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Post by Sunny on Feb 18, 2009 18:58:18 GMT -5
"Silly rebelsoul. I am in the shadows. You can't see me, just hear my voice. Did I ever say I emerged? NO! And why the hell shouldn't we kill Jeb?!"
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Post by rebelsoul on Feb 18, 2009 19:03:29 GMT -5
"that wasnt nice. hell is a bad word. and as i said, im sure jeb had a perfectly good reason to eat me.. maybe he was hungry and i was closer then the biscuts.. since we were already in the kitchen.."
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Post by Sunny on Feb 18, 2009 20:34:46 GMT -5
"Well, THAT'S no excuse. LET'S GO KILL JEB ALREADY!!!" After realizing the violence in her voice, Sunny looks down, abashed (yet, this movement was unknown to the others, as Sunny was still in the shadows). "I meant, uh, maybe we should remove Jeb from the caves. And possibly the face of the Earth." That still sounded dire. "Okay! Maybe we should just take over! Who's with me? I need a second in command, guard, raid squad, Head of the SCR Department, SCR Department, doctor, contact-lens maker, construction squad, and more, once we fill those! You can be more than one thing!"
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Post by rebelsoul on Feb 18, 2009 20:40:28 GMT -5
"sunny, are you crazy?" rebelsoul asks innocently. "if you arent, then im up for it!.. but we should make a rule about eating me.. like 'no eating rebelsoul without asking first' or something."
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Post by Sunny on Feb 19, 2009 9:11:38 GMT -5
"I'm not crazy!!! I was tested!!! (lol jk) Okay, although I am opposed to that rule, I'll go along with it if you do an important and needed job."
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Post by rebelsoul on Feb 19, 2009 11:03:53 GMT -5
"which job is that?.. i must tell you, im no good at construction.." rebelsoul thought for a moment, "we have to have consiquences (sp?) too. these eggs were pretty good. im not sure if everyone could resist..."
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Post by Sunny on Feb 19, 2009 14:30:10 GMT -5
"Maybe you could be Construction Supervisor or Head of the SCR Department!" *finally creepily emerges from shadows* *dances happily* "And... were you trying to say 'consequences'? Because.... Ooh! We could have rule-breaker's fingers cut off and made into egg stuffing!" Sunny beams. "Since they'll grow back, it won't be two much of a problem."
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Post by rebelsoul on Feb 19, 2009 15:56:54 GMT -5
"sunny, youre so pale.. maybe you should come out more often... and yes, i was trying to say consequences. ok, rule #1: if you eat me, me and sunny will eat you!" rebelsoul sits on the edge of ians bed, then jumps up and pulls a knife out from under the covers. "OUCH!! WHY DOES HE KEEP THIS HERE??" she carefully searches the edge of the bed for more weapons, then sits down. "maybe ill be the head of the SCR department. whats SCR?"
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Post by Sunny on Feb 19, 2009 16:40:26 GMT -5
Sunny stuck her tongue out before continuing. "No, the rule goes 'If you eat someone without Sunny's permission, you will be put into eggs for the rest of us to eat.' And YEAH, IAN, WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE WEAPONS?! Urg! Someone needs therapy." Sunny leaned against a shelf, only to have a box fall down inches from her head and split open, showing only Sunny. She leaned down to the box of mysterious objects, and took one out, showing everyone that it was a Russian throwing star. "He should really be careful with these things. Wouldn't want one to fall down on the wrong head." She tsked. "OK, PEOPLE! MASSIVE HUNT FOR WEAPONS! ONE POINT FOR EACH NONFATAL WEAPON, FIVE FOR EACH DEADLY, AND TEN FOR THE BETTER TYPES OF GUNS!" Sunny abruptly pulled out an abnormally large machine gun. "Hmm. Whatever. Ten points!" She squealed, before turning back to rebelsoul. "The SCR Department is really the Smooth Cave-Running Department. SCR just sounds cooler. You pretty much ensure that everything's running smoothly, and if it's not, figure out how to fix it!"
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